Most of the time, I would rather not wear sunglasses. Instead, I prefer to polish my Eastwood-esque squint. However, around water, polarized sunglasses are a critical fish-catching tool, not only protecting eyes from flying lures but cutting through glare and helping to unveil glimpses of underwater activity normally missed.
But sometimes the glasses have to come off. Maybe this is due to low light conditions, to clean the lenses, see something with own eyes, or perhaps for a dramatic delivery.
“That fish was,” (snap off glasses) “how big?!”
I used to just throw my sunglasses on the seat so I could crush them and buy more. Other times, I would slip one side down the front of my shirt to hang them. This way they could fall into the drink every time I bent over to pick up a fish. I also experimented with pushing the glasses up on the top of my head. This, coupled with a lapse in my short-term memory, lead to numerous opportunities to entertain companions with the old “have you seen my glasses?” routine.
Eventually, I transitioned to a string-like retainer for my glasses, which helped save my sunglasses and helped cultivate that draped, schoolmarm look. Last year, I moved on to a sporty, wide strap model. These provided a little neck sun protection and surface area for sponsor promotion, so you probably can score some at a fishing expo or boat show.
This year I’m trying a new sunglasses retainer called: CablzZipz®. These are adjustable so that when tightened and riding along with an Elite Bassmaster Tournament launch where these bass boats race up to 70 mph, these glasses aren’t going anywhere. Upon arrival, the retainer can be loosened again to hang around neck while you look around for your wits.
By saving and helping to keep track of sunglasses, a retainer has helped make my day on the water.
Now, where’s my hat?
Andy Whitcomb is a columnist, outdoor humorist, and stressed-out Dad living in Oklahoma. Visit him at www.justkeepreeling.com.